20 October 2005

the problem with #7

Just a quick one: Cristiano, if you did it... well, I still like you. You'll just be my rapist crush. And I will be proof that women really do like criminals.

And: David Beckham, if you and your wife will just please stop being such media whores and keep to yourselves, maybe you wouldn't have to go around suing tabloids.

1 comment:

vic said...

I'm not fond of Cristiano Ronaldo myself, but I think that's hokey.And agree with you on the Beckcows.