Rat in a Cage

get it? (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)
the title. do you get it?
to wit:

in spite of my rage
i'm still just a rat in a cage
(smashing pumpkins: bullet with butterfly wings)

anyway. i'm just checking in, to share that Arrested Development is one of the best TV series ever. and i mean that in a non-The Shield kind of way.

Amy: Oh I love The Shield. It's such a great show.
Tina: I know. Ever seen it?
Amy: No.
Tina: Me neither.
(SNL, Weekend Update)

what else... ho hum... i miss TechTV... if anyone knows where I can get a web page simply for links, I'd appreciate it... suffering from pizza withdrawal... it's been two days since my last slice... want to lose weight but too lazy to start a diet... to borrow from Jessica Zafra, the root word of "diet" is "die"... is Twisted back on the Today newspaper?... B&T might have reconciled... Garbage has a new cd... too broke to afford new Garbage cd... if anyone has a copy of beautifulgarbage and has no qualms at making copies or sending mp3s, send them by email... Belly, Death Cab, Annie Lennox, and a bunch of emote and early 90s music dominate my iTunes... want an iPod... want a DVD recorder...

By the way. This conclave business? Makes me want to read Dan Brown's Angels & Demons again, now that I know just what the Swiss Guards' uniform looks like (even though reading it again goes against all semblance of good taste).


I want this V chip out of me
It has stunted my vocabulary
- Eric Cartman (South Park)
"What Would Brian Boitano Do?"

I feel strong, I feel lethal. I feel my mask of sanity beginning to slip...
- Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)