That 14th month and health bonus is taking frakking forever. Come on, Accepting Torture. I want my DVR already.
For the past month i had three candidates accept torture, only to change their mind and decide that they want more money. bastards. by the way, i had you blacklisted, bastards. good luck in accepting torture in the future.
Been watching SNL videos and TDS and TCR eps at work during lunch the past few days. The latest Sarah Palin mockery isn't as brilliant as the Clinton/Palin sketch, but that "lifeline" quip is so... I love Tina Fey. I worry about the amount of bronzer of Amy Poehler, though. She just seems so... over tan. I worry for you, Amy. As Kristen Bell says, there's no such thing as a healthy tan.
One of my coworkers likes to ask candidates this question during the initial interview: "How was the result of your work in the project?" And she gets annoyed when candidates answer "it's fine." Sigh. Grammar. It should be man's best friend, next to courtesy.
"Change is almost always negative. Things degenerate."
- Woody Allen
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Interviewer : "So, how do you find the place?" (referring to the site/building)
Torture Applicant : "O , you know, I took a jeep from Kalentong...then a bas , then I pound the building."
interviewer: how did you get here?
applicant: elevator.
interviewer: i mean in the University...
applicant: ahhh...i took a cab.
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